Post by Sesshoumaru on Apr 22, 2006 18:48:39 GMT -5
A.K.A Harry Potter and the Deadly Alliance. This is after...I believe Ch. 2 or 3, which I will get up soon.
Rated T for language.
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The Plane Trip to London
Part I
From the first moment they were in the airport, both Inu bros. (insert Mario music) were bludgeoned by music, smells, etc. as soon as the group had found seats in the airport, Inuyasha snd Sesshoumaru collapsed before them, eyes swirling.
“Even I think this place is noisy,” Sango said. “So I can’t begin to imagine how they feel.”
Miroku nodded an affirmation as the brothers moaned.
Sango and Kagome rubbed Sesshoumaru & Inuyasha’s backs respectively, trying to make them feel better.
Eventually, (no duh!) the plane showed up and the brothers were forced to rise. Luckily, it was less noisy and smelly in the plane.
Inuyasha’s stomach growled.
“Kagome, I’m hungry!” he wailed.
“Nobody’s eating until we get in the air for a while!” Kagome snapped. “Your brother is behaving better than you are!”
“That’s because he only need to eat every few weeks. The food stays in his system longer…”
“What!” Kagome hissed. She rounded on Sesshoumaru. “Is that true!”
“Maybe, maybe not,” Sesshoumaru replied with a smirk.
The grin vanished as his stomach growled loudly.
“See? There’s no reason to blame him!” Kagome snarled at Inuyasha. “And you!”
She yanked Sesshoumaru’s right ear very roughly and he yelped doggishly, attracting attention. Kagome pushed him into a seat with her next to him.
“That and what I’m about to do is for leading me on!”
So saying, she scratched his tummy. His leg tensed and he moaned, trying to fight the inevitable
Kagome scratched harder and Sesshoumaru felt as is he were going to explode!
“Any minute now,” Inuyasha snickered.
After the last word left his mouth, Sesshoumaru gave a groan and let his leg kick rapidly onto the ground. His ears wiggled and he leaned back into his chair, even going so far as to run his tongue out like a dog. The harder and longer Kagome scratched, the more Sesshoumaru would revert to his doggy instincts. By the time the flight attendant was telling them to sit down and put their seat belts on, Sesshoumaru’s tail was wagging, his leg was steadily beating against the floor, his leg was steadily beating against the floor, his ears were down in comfort, and he was practically drooling in contentment.
The seating arrangement was as follows—Inuyasha & Sango sat behind Miroku and across from him Kagome & Sesshoumaru sat. This prevented fights between the Inu bros. and Miroku & Sango.
Kagome was having fun putting all sorts of reaction s from Sesshoumaru when she tapped his stomach rapidly with her fingertips he’d make short sharp pants; when she scratched his just right, she could get him to chatter his jaw during a moan so that something like “Ugh-ug-ug-g-g-g” would come sprawling from his mouth.
Suddenly, she remembered something.
“Cover your ears!” she called to them just as the plane fired up. Inuyasha clamped his hands over his ears, as did Sango and Miroku, but Sesshoumaru was caught unawares. He let out a mournful howl as the sound assaulted his ears (Like a dog hearing an ambulance).
“Shut-up!” Kagome snarled in a whisper. She clamped a hand over his mouth. With a growl, he buried his fangs into her hand.
“Ow! He bit me!” she shrieked. Then she blushed as half the plane looked at her.
“Heh, heh. Boys,” she said nervously. “Such animals sometimes.”
After everyone turned away, she smakes her heel into Sesshoumaru’s tail end. Tears sprung from his eyes and he pulled it up.
“You b***h! It’s bleeding!” he hissed.
“And this isn’t?” she snarled, proffering her hand.
“As if you didn’t get enough fun from scratching my stomach!”
“Uh…well…”
“Don’t argue with it,” Inuyasha told her. “It’s too logical to lose a battle of wits, even when it’s wrong…”
“Who are you calling ‘it,’ half-breed?”
“Whatcha gonna do about it, Snoopy?”
“…Snoopy?”
“…Never mind…”
Sango pulled inuyasha’s forelock roughly, making him turn back around.
Ugh. This is gonna be a loooong ride, Kagome thought in dismay.
20 Hours Later
“Are we there yet, Kagome?”
“No.”
“Wench, are we there yet?”
“No!”
After a few more seconds, Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru asked again, but seeing as Inuyasha said “Kagome” whereas Sesshoumaru said “Wench,” it came out sounding like this:
“Wegome, are we there YET?!”
“No, dammit!” she snarled. “Not for another ten hours!”
“Ten hours!” They both drawled. Then Inuyasha talked alone.
“Kagome, that’s like…forever!”
Rated T for language.
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The Plane Trip to London
Part I
From the first moment they were in the airport, both Inu bros. (insert Mario music) were bludgeoned by music, smells, etc. as soon as the group had found seats in the airport, Inuyasha snd Sesshoumaru collapsed before them, eyes swirling.
“Even I think this place is noisy,” Sango said. “So I can’t begin to imagine how they feel.”
Miroku nodded an affirmation as the brothers moaned.
Sango and Kagome rubbed Sesshoumaru & Inuyasha’s backs respectively, trying to make them feel better.
Eventually, (no duh!) the plane showed up and the brothers were forced to rise. Luckily, it was less noisy and smelly in the plane.
Inuyasha’s stomach growled.
“Kagome, I’m hungry!” he wailed.
“Nobody’s eating until we get in the air for a while!” Kagome snapped. “Your brother is behaving better than you are!”
“That’s because he only need to eat every few weeks. The food stays in his system longer…”
“What!” Kagome hissed. She rounded on Sesshoumaru. “Is that true!”
“Maybe, maybe not,” Sesshoumaru replied with a smirk.
The grin vanished as his stomach growled loudly.
“See? There’s no reason to blame him!” Kagome snarled at Inuyasha. “And you!”
She yanked Sesshoumaru’s right ear very roughly and he yelped doggishly, attracting attention. Kagome pushed him into a seat with her next to him.
“That and what I’m about to do is for leading me on!”
So saying, she scratched his tummy. His leg tensed and he moaned, trying to fight the inevitable
Kagome scratched harder and Sesshoumaru felt as is he were going to explode!
“Any minute now,” Inuyasha snickered.
After the last word left his mouth, Sesshoumaru gave a groan and let his leg kick rapidly onto the ground. His ears wiggled and he leaned back into his chair, even going so far as to run his tongue out like a dog. The harder and longer Kagome scratched, the more Sesshoumaru would revert to his doggy instincts. By the time the flight attendant was telling them to sit down and put their seat belts on, Sesshoumaru’s tail was wagging, his leg was steadily beating against the floor, his leg was steadily beating against the floor, his ears were down in comfort, and he was practically drooling in contentment.
The seating arrangement was as follows—Inuyasha & Sango sat behind Miroku and across from him Kagome & Sesshoumaru sat. This prevented fights between the Inu bros. and Miroku & Sango.
Kagome was having fun putting all sorts of reaction s from Sesshoumaru when she tapped his stomach rapidly with her fingertips he’d make short sharp pants; when she scratched his just right, she could get him to chatter his jaw during a moan so that something like “Ugh-ug-ug-g-g-g” would come sprawling from his mouth.
Suddenly, she remembered something.
“Cover your ears!” she called to them just as the plane fired up. Inuyasha clamped his hands over his ears, as did Sango and Miroku, but Sesshoumaru was caught unawares. He let out a mournful howl as the sound assaulted his ears (Like a dog hearing an ambulance).
“Shut-up!” Kagome snarled in a whisper. She clamped a hand over his mouth. With a growl, he buried his fangs into her hand.
“Ow! He bit me!” she shrieked. Then she blushed as half the plane looked at her.
“Heh, heh. Boys,” she said nervously. “Such animals sometimes.”
After everyone turned away, she smakes her heel into Sesshoumaru’s tail end. Tears sprung from his eyes and he pulled it up.
“You b***h! It’s bleeding!” he hissed.
“And this isn’t?” she snarled, proffering her hand.
“As if you didn’t get enough fun from scratching my stomach!”
“Uh…well…”
“Don’t argue with it,” Inuyasha told her. “It’s too logical to lose a battle of wits, even when it’s wrong…”
“Who are you calling ‘it,’ half-breed?”
“Whatcha gonna do about it, Snoopy?”
“…Snoopy?”
“…Never mind…”
Sango pulled inuyasha’s forelock roughly, making him turn back around.
Ugh. This is gonna be a loooong ride, Kagome thought in dismay.
20 Hours Later
“Are we there yet, Kagome?”
“No.”
“Wench, are we there yet?”
“No!”
After a few more seconds, Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru asked again, but seeing as Inuyasha said “Kagome” whereas Sesshoumaru said “Wench,” it came out sounding like this:
“Wegome, are we there YET?!”
“No, dammit!” she snarled. “Not for another ten hours!”
“Ten hours!” They both drawled. Then Inuyasha talked alone.
“Kagome, that’s like…forever!”
